Greg

Hey, I'm Greg, and just about everything you've read about me is true.

So instead of sitting here and rehashing the legendary accomplishments of my illustrious life, I'll stick to highlighting a few of the places I've traveled:

Well I've been up to Paris, and I've slept in a park. Went down to Barcelona, someone broke in my car.

Took the train down to Athens, and I slept in a fountain. Some Swiss junkie in Turin, ripped me off for my cash.

The CRS on the metro shook me down for a bribe; On my knees for the sergeant when my passport arrived.

Called my mom from a payphone, I said "I'm down to my last." She said "I sent you to college, now go call your dad." And the waitress that he married, well she hung up the phone. You know she never did like me, but I can stand on my own.

Sold my plasma in Amsterdam: spent it all in a night Buying drinks at the Melk Weg for a soldier in drag.

Got a tattoo in Berlin and a case of the crabs. A rose and a dagger on the palm of my hand.

Yeah, I'll search the world over for my angel in black. Yeah, search the world over for a Euro-trash Girl.