Top 5 Actors to Avoid Like the Plague
Sometimes you can tell a movie's going to suck the instant you see the opening credits. And rest assured, if you ever see one of these names at the beginning of the movie, chances are you won't stick around to see it again at the end.
Honorable mention goes to Rosie O'Donnell, who missed the list solely because she's not a man (then again, neither is Carrot Top).
- Carrot Top
-- Calling this guy an "actor" is an insult to the profession, but there's no doubt that watching any movie he's in will make you want to cut your face.
- Michael Dudikoff
-- Star of many substandard action films such as "American Ninja" and "Platoon Leader".
- Corey Haim
-- Thankfully, nobody's seen this guy since the 80's, which is pretty sad considering he actually is still making new movies.
- Brendan Fraser
-- Does this one really need explaining? One word: "Monkeybone".
- Pauly Shore
-- Eh, sometimes the guy's moderately amusing. But he's still just a former MTV veejay.
Staff Responses
Time out!! Corey Haim in "License to Drive" put on an Oscar-caliber performance
Hey, what about Mark Hamill in anything but Star Wars?